Re: inspection on October 26, 2013
The state of the space I am allowing your business to occupy rent free was unacceptable. To be clear, my expectations for how said space will be kept is as follows:
-all garbage will be placed in a garbage can and emptied weekly. No food garbage
-there will be no garbage and items loose on the floor.
-there will be no dirty clothes or dishes
-the bathroom will be cleaned on a weekly basis: toilet scrubbed, floor swiffered, mirror and sink cleaned
-surfaces, including baseboards, space heaters, and windowsills will be wiped occasionally so they are free of dust and dirt
-carpet will be vacuumed weekly.
You appear to be having difficulty keeping this space in a state that is acceptable. As a result, I have decided to conduct weekly inspections as opposed to bi-monthly. There has been some improvement, but not enough. My inspections will occur each Saturday at 3pm. If the room has not been cleaned, your business will be shut down as I call in a cleaning lady, at the charge of $30 an hour. (payable by you, of course)
If you continually fail to keep the space in a state as per the above requirements, I will have to consider eviction. However, if you have questions regarding how to clean anything in your space, the cleaning lady will be happy to help you free of charge. She will give you a tutorial, and after that you are responsible for the space yourself.
Have a good weekend,
Your landlord (otherwise known as YOUR MOM)