Jake and I eating lunch together; rather, he is eating breakfast and I'm eating lunch.
"EW! Gross! Oh MY GOD that's disgusting!" I drop my iPod on the table and push it away in horror. Kevin is curious.
"What's going on, Mom?"
"Someone in my twitter stream is LIVE tweeting about preparing and cooking a placenta to EAT!"
He looks confused.
"It's the lining of your uterus that develops when you are pregnant and..."
"OH MY GOD!" Jake recoils in horror, almost falling of his chair. He suddenly stops, leans over to me, looks both ways as if someone might be listening, and whispers,
"She didn't suggest it as something for a MEAL PLAN, did she? I mean, it's not like you can just go to the store and order a placenta."