Hubs: "Come here and give me a hug, Babe."
Snuggle snuggle. I love hugs. They are mandatory in this house before anyone goes to work or school. And then when they come home. And before bed. You get the picture.
Hubs: " I love you. Thousands don't, but *I* do."
Me: "Wait a sec. Thousands DO love me. In fact, almost 3, 500 love me, to be exact."
Hubs: "What are you talking about?"
Me: "It's how many followers I have on Twitter. TWITTER loves me."