Jake always runs into the computer room and sits down while I'm writing. He usually babbles on for a few minutes and I indulge him before I shoo him off to leave me to my writing.
"Hey Mom! Dad is watching Trailer Park Boys,"
"Uh, huh..." (click click click)
"He says it's funny. He doesn't like Family Guy though. And he only watches Manswers because there's half naked chicks on it."
"Wouldn't you if you were a guy?"
PAUSE. My fingers stop and suddenly I realize what I just said. Jake is staring at me, open mouthed, in pure horror.
"Wait! Wait! I wasn't listening! Of course you're a guy! I'm SORRRRY!"