Hubs: "If I press right here, you'll feel a tingle and then drop to the floor."
Jake: "Is it an artery?"
Hubs: "No, a nerve."
Jake: "How do you know? Have you ever done it to yourself?"
Hubs: "Na, just other people."
Jake (whispered to me as Hubs finally leaves the room, after much wrestling, screaming and cries of "Oh crap!"):
"He's trying to KILL ME. I just KNOW it."