Monday, February 23, 2009

Cookie Crumbs: Survival of the Fittest

Hubs: "If I press right here, you'll feel a tingle and then drop to the floor."

Jake: "Is it an artery?"

Hubs: "No, a nerve."

Jake: "How do you know? Have you ever done it to yourself?"

Hubs: "Na, just other people."

Jake (whispered to me as Hubs finally leaves the room, after much wrestling, screaming and cries of "Oh crap!"):

"He's trying to KILL ME. I just KNOW it."

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