Scattered: "Happy Valentine's Day, honey!"
(kiss kiss, snuggle)
Hubs: "Hey, what do you want to do today?"
Scattered: "I don't know..." (thinks for a sec-then suddenly brightens) "HEY! I guess I should give you your birthday card!"
Hubs: "Well my birthday WAS two days ago..." (chuckle)
Scattered: "Yes, I'm terrible."
Hubs: "Terrible? You're HORRIBLE. You write letters or cards, and they sit for six years until you remember to send them."
Scattered: "So I guess I shouldn't tell you then."
Hubs: "Tell me what?"
Scattered: "That the card is actually the one I bought last year and forgot to give you."