Monday, December 08, 2008

Cookie Crumbs

Scattered: "I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed that you were having an affair with a much younger woman."

Hubs: "Wow. Me. Younger woman. Really?"

Scattered: "Ya in the dream I was really angry. I chucked all your stuff out into the yard and yelled at you to get the f@*ck out of the house."

Hubs: "Do you have some pent up range, maybe? Are you mad at me?"

Scattered: "No!"

Hubs: "Really? Are you insecure? Do you need a therapist? Do you need a psychologist?"

Scattered: "Do you need a slap?"

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