Scattered: "I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed that you were having an affair with a much younger woman."
Hubs: "Wow. Me. Younger woman. Really?"
Scattered: "Ya in the dream I was really angry. I chucked all your stuff out into the yard and yelled at you to get the f@*ck out of the house."
Hubs: "Do you have some pent up range, maybe? Are you mad at me?"
Hubs: "Really? Are you insecure? Do you need a therapist? Do you need a psychologist?"
Scattered: "Do you need a slap?"