Me: "So Jake, how was your first day of school?"
Jake: "It was weird."
Me: "Didn't you like high school?"
Jake: " Well ya, but everyone there knows you. People I didn't even know kept coming up to me and asking if you were my mom. "
Me: "I did work there for the last year and a half."
Jake: "Ya I know, but the weirdest thing? They think you're cool."