Big plates of pasta with buttery, garlic prawns and a hint of spice. Yummy! Everyone is digging in....
Hubs:"What happened to your finger?"
I look at my right pinky. There's a band-aid around it, with blood seeping through-evidence of a nasty encounter with something sharp.
Me: "Oh, I was zesting a lemon and I accidentally zested my finger too."
Jake blinks, then looks at his plate, and then at me.
Jake: "So we have human flesh in our pasta?"
Me: "Only a teeny bit. Just think of it as added protein."
Hubs stops eating, makes a face and looks at his plate with suspicion: "You really could've shared that after we finished, you know.