Friday, February 29, 2008

Parents Are SO Embarrassing

Me (to cashier): look familiar....Oh! Wait! You go to Witmore High, right?!

Cashier (looking at me like I'm a total moron): Yes.

Me: And you're in my English class, right?

Cashier: Uh, ya. (insert teenage eye roll with a side of...oh my GOD you are just, like, soooooo stupid!)

Me: Oh my God, and I've been there since September and you've been ringing in my groceries for months, and I just figured that out now.

Later in the car...

Me: I'm so embarrassed. I can't believe it took me that long to figure out who she was.

Jake: You're embarrassed? I can't believe you admitted it. To her.

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