A is for anal,
Which Scattered Mom can be,
When it comes to planning vacations
For her family of three.
Every road, every restaurant, hotel and attraction
All come under her microscope like inspection.
B is for blue,
bright, sparkly, and shiny.
The color of a car
Scattered Mom is no longer driving.
Hubs gave her a new one and took ol'blue away
Because HE wanted to rev that V-8 engine down the highway.
C is for chemistry,
Jake's favorite pass time.
He can mix up a potion without help just fine.
Books about alchemy litter his room.
I'm just a bit worried....
...will the house ever go BOOM?