"You know, I wish this thing," (waving at digital voice recorder) "came with an instruction manual."
It's the very device that we have been trying to set up with the computer (unsuccessfully) over the last two days. It must work, only we can't get it to.
Me: "There has to be one. I'll call the school and ask. Or then contact Olympus and ask them."
Hubs:"Oh, wait a sec. There was one online."
Me: "Well, did you read it?"
Hubs: Long, long pause, a shuffling of feet, a look away over my shoulder.
"Well, it was 187 pages long and it was online....."
Me: "Did you READ the INSTRUCTIONS?"
Hubs: "Technically? No."