Jake: "So ya, I was at school and I hit my ding dong on a desk and it was really funny...but it hurt."
Me: "Ding Dong? It's called a penis."
Jake turns red and starts giggling...."Um...ya."
Me:"Say it. Peeeeeeenis. It's not a bad word. You have one. Go ahead, say it."
Jake is completely red by now, giggling some more....."NO!!"
Me:"Well you can't call it a Ding Dong. What else can you say? Kiwis? Balls? Nuts? Anything but a Ding Dong."
"Why not?" Jake is now gasping for air.
Me: "A Ding Dong is a chocolate cupcake. And that is just so wrong."