Sunday, December 17, 2006

12 Days of Christmas

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve street musicians drumming

Eleven marshmallows a-puffing

Ten elves a-leaping

Nine ladies baking cookies

Eight sheep a-milking

Seven hot chocolates a-steaming

Six kittens a-meowing

Five golden toe rings

Four calling booty calls

Three French tourists

Two Jesus action figures

And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree

Four booty calls?
Let's see...I could re-gift the Jesus action figures to my relatives, and maybe I'd be able to convince the French tourists to take the homeless guy with them. Hmm, not bad. Still no digital camera...damn.

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