For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve street musicians drumming
Eleven marshmallows a-puffing
Ten elves a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight sheep a-milking
Seven hot chocolates a-steaming
Six kittens a-meowing
Five golden toe rings
Four calling booty calls
Three French tourists
Two Jesus action figures
And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree
Four booty calls?
Let's see...I could re-gift the Jesus action figures to my relatives, and maybe I'd be able to convince the French tourists to take the homeless guy with them. Hmm, not bad. Still no digital camera...damn.